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toastedtoffee:

How true, wisdom from a 5 year old

(via e-gay)

"What if you could use 100% of your brain for cognitive abilities? What kind of secret powers could you unlock?"

pyramidslayer:

List of secret powers unlocked:

  • loss of motor functions
  • loss of bowel control
  • loss of all senses
  • loss of temperature control
  • loss of relation to any physical spaces
  • loss of heartbeat control
  • death

Lucy, in theaters this Friday.

(via e-gay)

m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

(via counting-cloverss)

The New FBI:

adverber:

•Fat

•Boy

•Initiative

(via e-gay)

evanpeterssexualfrustrations:

parahannah:

Might be my 74th time reblogging this 

This is so fucking precious okay? And no one can tell me otherwise.

beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.

(via thefuuuucomics)

"When another person makes you suffer, it is because he suffers deeply within himself, and his suffering is spilling over. He does not need punishment; he needs help. That’s the message he is sending."

- Thích Nhất Hạnh (via jordan-phoenix)

(via isomantic)